[SmsGlitz] half mad sister[Teacher SMS]

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Today's SMS is taken from the Teacher SMS

half mad sister

Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs 3/kg .
Then, what is my age?
STUDENT:32 yrs.
Teacher: How do you know?
STUDENT: Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.
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Lawyer to sardar

I love teacher

As old as I am

[SmsGlitz] Eid SMS, Bakra Eid SMS, Text Messages, Greetings, Quotes Collection - Fresh and Latest

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Wish you Happy Eid from the SmsGlitz.com team.

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Eid SMS  Eid SMS

Eid SMS  Eid SMS

Its time for EID and lots of fun

When the sun has set, and day is done

I'll break this chain, but only one.

By the end of Ramadan,

It's time for Eid and lots of fun!!!
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Is Eid per na mil sakey Hum to kya hua

Eid a time for joy

Sending warm wishes on EID day

Sending warm wishes on EID day

Tum Aao To Ham Bhi Eid Karein

celebrate the most beautiful Eid day

holy season of Eid

bunch of flowers for Eid

Eid Mubarak to you and your Family

,-¤ *¤-..-¤* ¤-,
(      HAPPY      )
"-.,,_, EID ,_,.-"
,-¤*¤--¤*¤-,_
(*   Mubarik    *)
"+.,,,.-"-.,,.+"

Happy Eid Mubarak to you and your Family

Lots of Prayers and Good Wishes

Have nice time :)

[SmsGlitz] Unforgettable Eid wish[Eid SMS]

Dear Members,

Today's SMS is taken from the Eid SMS

unforgettable eid wish

Earth can forget rotating,
Bird can forget flying,
Candle can forget melting,
Heart can forget beating
but
I'll never forget to wish You "Happy Eid"
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Look Outside Its so pleasant!

all the days to celebrate

Here comes the day,once in a blue moon

[SmsGlitz] meaningful sentence written at a graveyard[Wise SMS]

Dear Members,
Today's SMS is taken from the Wise SMS

meaningful sentence written at a graveyard

A very meaningful sentence
written at a graveyard..!!
"As You are, So We were,
As We are, So shall You be…!!!"
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wanted to grow up soon

ability to keep a good attitude

true love without jealousy

[SmsGlitz] Girlfriend VS Wife[Wife SMS]

Dear Members,
Today's SMS is taken from the Wife SMS

Girlfriend VS Wife

Girlfriend is for fun,
Wife is for son,
Girlfriend is night partner,
Wife is life partner,
Girlfriend is tooty fruity,
While wife is Qismath pooti.
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friend runs away with your wife

husband and wife on picnic

beautiful clothes for woman

[SmsGlitz] must use cold cream[Wish You SMS]

Dear Members,
Today's SMS is taken from the Wish You SMS

must use cold cream

2 times on lip,
2 times on cheeks,
1 time on forehead,
2 times on eyes,
must use cold cream,
HAPPY WINTER SEASON
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If one day you feel like crying, call me

7fresh flowers for you

You are my last thought

[SmsGlitz] One Best Book is equal to 100 Good Friends[Friendship SMS]

Dear Members,

Today's SMS is taken from the Friendship SMS

ONE Best Book is equal to 100 Good Friends

…ONE Best Book is equal to 100 Good Friends…
*But
"…ONE Good friend is equal to a Library…"
…SO TAKE GOOD CARE OF  FRIENDS…
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LOVE is not only made for Lovers

ship loaded with love

something silent

[SmsGlitz] Your illness is all in your head[Get Well Soon SMS]

Dear Members,
Today's SMS is taken from the Get Well Soon SMS

your illness is all in your head

Let's go, get up, stop faking it;
Get your sorry behind off that bed.
Try positive thinking to get back to work.
Your illness is all in your head!
At least that's what we hope.
Looking forward to your return
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Get well quick, u lazy bum,

wishing u speedy recovery

the place just is not the same

[SmsGlitz] your illness is all in your head[Get Well Soon SMS]

Dear Members,
Today's SMS is taken from the Get Well Soon SMS

your illness is all in your head

Let's go, get up, stop faking it;
Get your sorry behind off that bed.
Try positive thinking to get back to work.
Your illness is all in your head!
At least that's what we hope.
Looking forward to your return
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Get well quick, u lazy bum,

wishing u speedy recovery

the place just is not the same

[SmsGlitz] laziest person in the world[Funny SMS]

Dear Members,
Today's SMS is taken from the Funny SMS

laziest person in the world

Q. Who is the laziest person in the world?
.
.
.
Ans. The one who invented the "snooze" option in alarm.
…;-)
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a song for you, listen it

I'm afraid of it's pain

got an invitation for a party

[SmsGlitz] earned most precious thing friends[Friendship SMS]

Dear Members,

Today's SMS is taken from the Friendship SMS

earned most precious thing friends

some times I feel what I earned in life,
money?
no!
name?
no!
fame?
no!
but I earned the most precious thing friends.
O v 'ik to ik chawal' 

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beautiful color of life painting

we are still friends it is Faith

types of frindship

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[SmsGlitz] cut with cutter[Flirt SMS]

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Today's SMS is taken from the Flirt SMS

cut with cutter

A sweet poem for you.
Eat with butter,
Cut with cutter,
When you forget me,
You will definitely,
Fall in gutter.
,,,,
/(',')/
Dharaaaam…

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whole the day I think of you

nothign can replace you

good and very good girls

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[SmsGlitz] Mix Funny Poetry of Faraz[Faraz SMS]

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Today's SMS is taken from the Faraz SMS

Mix Funny Poetry of Faraz

Mix Funny Poetry of Faraz
1. Kisi ka Jootha Peeny sy shifa milti hy Faraz,
Kameena yeh bolty bolty meri sari pepsi pee gaya..!
2. Main apny ghar ki ek ek cheez ginta ho faraz,
Aik tery aany se phly, aik tery jany k baad..!
3. Us ne mri zindagi kaanto se bhar di Faraz,
Wo jo khti thi "Mahi aayy [...]

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Naadani ki had TO dekho uski

Dafna ne Se pehle Mere Dil Ko Nikaal Lena

Ye zameen ki fitrat hai

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[SmsGlitz] waste half of our life[Exam SMS]

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Today's SMS is taken from the Exam SMS

waste half of our life

Education is an organized system
through which we waste half of our life
to learn how to waste
the remaining half of our life!

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To be good professional

EXam's song by Munna bhai

Our parents hav many option

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[SmsGlitz] the best of everything[Cool SMS]

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Today's SMS is taken from the Cool SMS

the best of everything

The happiest of people don't necessarily
have the best of everything.
They just make the most of everything,
that comes along their way.

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facts to live better life

so romantic but still single

Life is like a mirror

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[SmsGlitz] showers of blessings all over you[Birthday SMS]

showers of blessings all over you

Here is the weather forecast for today,
there shall be showers of blessings all over you
and a heavy downpour of God's love all around you.
Happy Birthday !!
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[SmsGlitz] Tumi Amar Ringtone[Bengali SMS]

Dear Members,
Today's SMS is taken from the Bengali SMS

Tumi Amar Ringtone

Tumi Amar Ringtone, Tumie Vibration,
Tumie Amar GP,AKTEL,djuice Connection.
Tumi Amar GPRS, Tumie Amar EDGE,
Tumie Amar Hridoy Jore NETWORK COVERAGE.

[SmsGlitz] i am in love with you[Break Up SMS]

Dear Members,
Today's SMS is taken from the Break Up SMS

I am in love with you

Have I told you lately how much I am in love with you???
No??
Think about it, have a great life…

[SmsGlitz] the beautiful couple[Anniversary SMS]

Dear Members,
Today's SMS is taken from the Anniversary SMS

the beautiful couple

o the beautiful couple in all the land, May your anniversary be Happy and Grand.Happy Anniversary

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Marriage is that

All my love for you FREE!

this bouquet of love

BECHARA MARDH

Agr Orat pr hath uthaye to zalim or pit jaye to buzdil,
Orat k agy chaly to Firon peche chale to Zan Mureed,
Orat ko kisi k sath dekh k laray to jealous or chup rahe to beghairat,
Ghar se bahar rahe to Awara or ghar me rahe to nakara,
Bachon ko dante to jaabir na dante to la parwah,
Orat ko service se rokay to Shaki mizaj na rokay to Orat ki kamai
khane wala.
Akhir
Ye ßechara jae kahan?:-P
Think about it!

[SmsGlitz] Pain given by love[Heart Break SMS]

pain given by love

LOVE Is medicine,
For any kind of pain.
But
Be sure that…!
There is no medicine in the world,
For the pain given by LOVE.
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uninvited guests

memories play very confusing role

touch my feet a thousand times

[SmsGlitz] lived for the glory of God[Islamic SMS]

lived for the glory of God

No life ever grows great until
it is focused, dedicated, and disciplined.
But no life is ever happy until
it is lived for the glory of God.
Keep the faith.
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Best Cosmetic

Significances of the prayers

The best use of time is to recite

[SmsGlitz] tera tera suroor[Riddle SMS]

tera tera suroor(13*13*13)=?
?
?
?
think
?
?
think deeply?
?
?
not getting.
answer is "suroor"
tera(13)* tera(13)* tera(13)=suroor.
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The fishermen love me, but doctors hate me

If I were to be in your wallet, what will I be?

interesting confusions

[SmsGlitz] sardar in female bogie[Sardar SMS]

sardar in female bogie

As train start running,
a sardar got the train.
TT: Don't you see it's female bogie?
Sardar: Sorry, I thought you were a man.
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Tu bus meray peechy peechy ata ja

showed him the wrong thing

two sardar in jungle

[SmsGlitz] Q jal jatay hain Parwanay[Poetry SMS]

Q jal jatay hain Parwanay

Na ishq ki jis ko  chot lagy wo Dard kisi ka kya janay.
Khud shama ko malom nahi Q jal jatay hain Parwanay. ?'
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Ek bar kr k aitbar likh do

muskaraht bhi le gaya

Meri Rooh Nikalne Wali Hogi

[SmsGlitz] the way to keep loving[Smoking SMS]

the way to keep loving

People say that smoking is not good
but it is the way to keep loving
cos
S=send
M=me
O=one
K=kiss
E=everyday
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Dance as if no ones watching

I was a fool when I married you.

empty fog sms

[SmsGlitz] SORRY Dont get confused[Sorry SMS]

SORRY Dont get confused

SORRY Dont get confused,
arey baba 'SORRY' means
S – SOME
O – ONE'S
R – REALLY,
R – REMEMBERING
Y – YOU.
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Tum hasti ho mujhe

I'm sorry for blaming you

As I feel the tear go down my cheek