recording this baby voice
Santa: Oye! What are you?
Banta: Recording this baby's voice.
Santa: Why?
Banta: When he grows up.
"
"
"
I shall ask him what he meant by this.
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New Year SMS
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Tuesday, December 29, 2009
Je Tu Yaar Na Rakhaya Raazi
Je Tu Yaar Na Rakhaya RAAZI
Parh Parh Kitaban Ilm Diyan Tu Naam Rakh Liya Qaazi,
Hath Vich Pharh Ke Talvaar Tu Naam Rakh Liya Gaazi,
Makkay Madinay Ghoom Aaya Tay Tu Naam Rakh Liya Haaji,
BHULLY SHAH Haasil Ki Kita, Je Tu Yaar Na Rakhaya RAAZI.
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Some Related SMS are
Parh Parh Kitaban Ilm Diyan Tu Naam Rakh Liya Qaazi,
Hath Vich Pharh Ke Talvaar Tu Naam Rakh Liya Gaazi,
Makkay Madinay Ghoom Aaya Tay Tu Naam Rakh Liya Haaji,
BHULLY SHAH Haasil Ki Kita, Je Tu Yaar Na Rakhaya RAAZI.
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Some Related SMS are
Talli thalle milan da wada
Khamoshi naal na maar mainu
meri rooh vich mera yaar wasda
Requirement for successful life[Naughty SMS]
requirement for successful life
In order to get 100/100 in life,
a man requires 100% talent,
whereas a woman requires only 4% talent
& the remaining is only 36-24-36
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New Year SMS
In order to get 100/100 in life,
a man requires 100% talent,
whereas a woman requires only 4% talent
& the remaining is only 36-24-36
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New Year SMS
Saturday, December 26, 2009
Good Resolutions of New Year [New Year SMS]
good resolutions of new year
New Year's Day: Now is the accepted time
to make your regular annual good resolutions.
Next week you can begin
paving hell with them as usual.
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Some Related SMS are
New Year's Day: Now is the accepted time
to make your regular annual good resolutions.
Next week you can begin
paving hell with them as usual.
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Some Related SMS are
Very prosperious 2010
moments of new year
cheer of new year
Cute Love Story[Romantic SMS]
Cute Love Story.
Boy: Hey I've got two words to say.
Girl: What?
Boy: I LOVE U
Girl: Huh.. Isn't that 3 words?
Boy: No! Because (U) And (I) Are One:-):-D
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Boy: Hey I've got two words to say.
Girl: What?
Boy: I LOVE U
Girl: Huh.. Isn't that 3 words?
Boy: No! Because (U) And (I) Are One:-):-D
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Without remembering you[Miss You SMS]
without remembering youBetween a thousand yesterdays
and a million tomorrows,
there is only one "TODAY"
and I will not let it pass
without remembering you.
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Some Related SMS are
and a million tomorrows,
there is only one "TODAY"
and I will not let it pass
without remembering you.
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Some Related SMS are
silent language of love
Click down if U miss me
look for you in my dreams
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
You are above them
you are above them
If people are trying to pull you DOWN
Be proud about it,
because it only confirms
that you are above them..!!
If people are trying to pull you DOWN
Be proud about it,
because it only confirms
that you are above them..!!
Greatest blessings of new year
greatest blessings of new year
New years come and new years go,
pieces of time all in a row.
As we live our life,
each second and minute,
We know we're privileged
to have you in it.
Our appreciation never ends
For our greatest blessings:
our family and friends.
Happy New Year!
New years come and new years go,
pieces of time all in a row.
As we live our life,
each second and minute,
We know we're privileged
to have you in it.
Our appreciation never ends
For our greatest blessings:
our family and friends.
Happy New Year!
Your money, your decision
your money, your decision
Management Lesson
You spent 100% income on your wife and get 10% satisfaction.
on the other hand
You spent 10% income on your girlfriend and get 100% satisfaction.
your money, your decision.
Management Lesson
You spent 100% income on your wife and get 10% satisfaction.
on the other hand
You spent 10% income on your girlfriend and get 100% satisfaction.
your money, your decision.
Monday, December 21, 2009
Love will have some thorns [Love Quotes SMS]
love will have some thornsA life with love will have some thorns.
But a life without love will have no roses.
But a life without love will have no roses.
Saturday, December 19, 2009
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Your soul came back [Good Morning SMS]
Your soul came back
Your soul came back from dream
and
re-united with a sleeping senseless piece of yourself
slowly open ur eyes
realize its a brand new day
Good Morning
Your soul came back from dream
and
re-united with a sleeping senseless piece of yourself
slowly open ur eyes
realize its a brand new day
Good Morning
Thursday, December 17, 2009
moon hanging in the starlit sky [Good Night SMS]
moon hanging in the starlit sky
As night falls upon the land,
it is time to sleep again.
With the moon hanging in the starlit sky,
I am here to wish you Night Night!
Sweet dreams, cover blanket tight tight
As night falls upon the land,
it is time to sleep again.
With the moon hanging in the starlit sky,
I am here to wish you Night Night!
Sweet dreams, cover blanket tight tight
Your illness is all in your head [Get Well Soon SMS]
your illness is all in your head
Let's go, get up, stop faking it;
Get your sorry behind off that bed.
Try positive thinking to get back to work.
Your illness is all in your head!
At least that's what we hope.
Looking forward to your return
Let's go, get up, stop faking it;
Get your sorry behind off that bed.
Try positive thinking to get back to work.
Your illness is all in your head!
At least that's what we hope.
Looking forward to your return
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
[SmsGlitz] Un ko Jaana Tha Wo Chale Gaye[Heart Break SMS]
Dear Members,
Today's SMS is taken from the Heart Break SMS
Un ko Jaana Tha Wo Chale Gaye
Un ko Jaana Tha Wo Chale Gaye,
Hum ko Khona Tha Hum ne Kho Diya.
Fark To Itna Tha ?
Us ne Zindagi Ka Ek Pal Khoya,
Hum ne Ek Pal May Puri Zindagi Kho Di.
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Some Related SMS are
my own prison
woh pagal hai ya nadan
touch my feet a thousand times
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Monday, December 14, 2009
[SmsGlitz] new car or new girlfriend[Girl n Boy SMS]
Dear Members,
Today's SMS is taken from the Girl n Boy SMS
new car or new girlfriend
When a boy opens the door
of his car for his girlfriend,
you can be sure of one thing:
either the car is new or the girlfriend
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Some Related SMS are
3 male or 2 female
never reject any girls
there is only one boy
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Sunday, December 13, 2009
[SmsGlitz] O Christmas eve, O Christmas eve[Christmas SMS]
Dear Members,
Today's SMS is taken from the Christmas SMS
O chirstmas eve, O chirstmas eve
O chirstmas eve,
O chirstmas eve,
I want a apple ipod.
O chirstmas eve,
O chirstmas eve,
I want a X box.
O chirstmas eve,
O chirstmas eve,
I want a tricycle.
O chirstmas eve,
O chirstmas eve,
I want a dell laptop.
O chirstmas eve,
O chirstmas eve,
I want an sms from SmsGlitz.com
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Some Related SMS are
May this Christmas be so special
Wish your christmas be filled
Christmas is a time when
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[SmsGlitz] smart Answers[Flirt SMS]
Dear Members,
Today's SMS is taken from the Flirt SMS
Smart Answers
Smart Answers
Teacher: Are you chewing gum?
Student: No, I'm John Smith…
Husband: We are having mother for dinner tonight.
Wife: Make sure she is well cooked… :p
Father: Shameful results! Do you always get such low marks?
Son: No, only when I take exams…
Guest: Will these stairs take me to da 2nd floor?
Boy: No, you'll have [...]
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Some Related SMS are
I think you are very careless
neighbors can see you
nice nurse
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Saturday, December 12, 2009
[SmsGlitz] still keep it in same place[Friendship SMS]
Dear Members,
Today's SMS is taken from the Friendship SMS
still keep it in same place
A 5 year old boy asked his friend.
What is friendship?
He replied: Friendship is when you rob my chocolate
every day from my bag.
I still keep it in same place.
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Some Related SMS are
I don't need lot of new friends
finding another like you
when thousands are against you
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Thursday, December 10, 2009
[SmsGlitz] Please move your cars [Funny SMS]
Dear Members,
Today's SMS is taken from the Funny SMS
please move your cars
Announcement in a university:
"Will the students who parked on the driveway, please move their cars…"
20 minutes later:
"Will the 200 students who went to move 9 cars please return to their respective classes…"
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Some Related SMS are
smart girl will touch you
Parrot who can speak three languages
3 Monkeys ran 4m Zoo
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Wednesday, December 9, 2009
[SmsGlitz] Golden Words For Humanity[Islamic SMS]
Dear Members,
Today's SMS is taken from the Islamic SMS
Golden Words For Humanity
Golden Words For Humanity
1. Jo shakhs ALLAH se darta he wo kabhi badla nahi leta.
2. Hasad karne wala maut se pehle mar jata he.
3. Kisi par aitamad na karo, jab tk usay ghussay me na dekh lo.
4. Maut ko yaad rakhna nafs ki tamaam beemariyon ki shifa he.
5. Khushi insaan ko itna nahi sikhati jitna [...]
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Some Related SMS are
5 raton mai dua rad nai ki jati
O Muslims wake up from your beds
The best use of time is to recite
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Tuesday, December 8, 2009
[SmsGlitz] Be My Little Girl[Birthday SMS]
Dear Members,
Today's SMS is taken from the Birthday SMS
Be My Little Girl
Birthday Message For A Daughter
No Matter How
Many Birthdays
Come And Go,
You'll Always
Be My Little Girl.
Happy Birthday Daughter.
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Some Related SMS are
Today is a day of celebration
Somebody up there Loves
Birthday is the main
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Monday, December 7, 2009
[SmsGlitz] The Beautiful Couple[Anniversary SMS]
Dear Members,
Today's SMS is taken from the Anniversary SMS
the beautiful couple
o the beautiful couple in all the land,
May your anniversary be Happy and Grand.
Happy Anniversary
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Some Related SMS are
Marriage is that
All my love for you FREE!
this bouquet of love
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Sunday, December 6, 2009
[SmsGlitz] naturally pure sweet kiss[Kiss SMS]
Dear Members,
Today's SMS is taken from the Kiss SMS
naturally pure sweet kiss
KISS is purely organic and naturally sweet,
has no artificial ingredients and
is 100% wholesome.
Here's one for you.
MMWAAAH! Have a nice day!
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Some Related SMS are
Kissing you baby is my dream
Kiss is not like Nokia
long and tender kiss
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